Once upon a feline weary, pondering the canine dreary,
Over many a treat and curious volume of forgotten food,
While he nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a yapping,
As some dog was gently tapping, tapping at his derriere.
‘Tis some idiot,’ He muttered, ‘looking underneath my tail –
Stupid dog! I am a male!’
From all of us at CATS AT THE BAR, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!