Monkey (The Salescat): “Sir! You have a beautiful tail! You should insure that tail!
Puck (The Mark): “Go away.”
Monkey: “What happens if it’s stepped on, caught in a door, or heaven forbid, granny uses the…ROCKING CHAIR!?”
Puck: “My tail would be as crocked as you are. Now go away before I treat you like skat in a litter box and bury you!”
Monkey: “Sir, I couldn’t help noticing how nice your whiskers are…”