Little Soot: Help me! Don’t let me go! I’ve got so much to live for!
Kimchi: It’s okay. I’ve got you.
Little Soot: In case I don’t make it, tell my girlfriend I love her.
Kimchi: But you don’t have a girlfriend?
Little Soot: OH MY GOSH, YOU HAVE TO SAVE ME SO I CAN FIND A GIRLFRIEND.
By the truly talented Janey of Cupid or Cats