How To Anger An Insomniac

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1) Sleep next to them with a contented expression.
2) When they finally begin to nod off, start purring in your sleep.

33 thoughts on “How To Anger An Insomniac”

  1. Mine is a biscuit maker. His claws are needle sharp, but I am unable to push him away. It’s simply his little night time ritual, a way of letting me know how much he loves me.

  2. Yeah to 3) kneading
    4) snoring
    May I add: When the insomniac has finally reached a state of breathing deeper and closing eyes, 5) Chasing “things” (need not be real things) right over their faces.

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