My Purpose In Life

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Wilhelmina: “My purpose in life has completely eluded me…Oh yes, to irritate you. Now feed me.”

37 thoughts on “My Purpose In Life”

  1. “What do you want to do with your life kitty?”

    And Wilhelmina answered:

    I wanna EAT
    (EAT)
    I wanna EAT
    (EAT)

    Don’t EAT too much you say
    Well, all I got to say to you is time and time again I say
    “No, no, no, no, no, no, no”
    Tell me not to EAT

    Well, all I got to say to you when you tell me not to EAT
    I say, “No, no, no, no, no, no, no”
    So, if you ask me why I like the way I EAT it
    There’s only one thing I can say to you

    I wanna EAT
    (EAT)
    I wanna EAT
    (EAT)

    Adapted from Twisted Sister’s “I Wanna Rock” If the lyrics were actually written by a cat they might make more sense!

  2. I just received this from a site I subscribe to. It describes your clowder perfectly!

    A republic of cats
    by Marge Piercy

    Nobody rules. They all
    take turns. I can never
    tell who will chase who
    playing war over the couch

    and chairs, round and
    round again until suddenly
    they stop as if a whistle
    blew in their heads.

    Five of them, aged fifteen
    to two. Who will curl
    together making one cushion
    of patchwork fur? Who

    will painstakingly lick
    a friend, washing and
    cuddling. Who will growl
    at their friend of last hour?

    The one rule is where each
    sleeps at night, their spot
    in the bed and with whom?
    It is written in bone.

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