Hygiene Tips by Chub-Chub

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Hygiene Tips by Chub-Chub
“If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone.”

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From The Management

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“The Management would like to apologize for the interruption to our regularly scheduled broadcast. A member of the cast (Puck) took issue with the size of his parts in this weeks scripts. Now that his shredding tantrum has subsided he is sleeping it off and we will be back on schedule shortly.”

The Young And The Furry (part 7)

Now having won her…”disagreement” with Butternut and retrieved Boris from the pub by his ear, hissing and scratching, Chub-Chub reflects:

Chub-Chub: “A good male cat doesn’t just happen. They have to be created by us. They are a lump, like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap they pick up from Tom’s in the alley.
Then there’s my personal favorite, the male ego… May I present my doughnut, Boris.”
Boris: “This seems right…interesting wallpaper.”
Announcer: “Has Chub-Chub finally found true love or is Boris just another cruller in a bakers dozen?
And what of Butternut and Dust Bunny? What of Jr? All will be revealed in tomorrow’s dramatic conclusion of The Young …And The Furry”

Lead us out of here bandleader Ben!

Haiku Snow

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Snowy fur, pouncing
ice blue glaze behind a
jungle of flowers.

by, Floridabone

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The Young And The Furry (part 6)

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As we join the action in Catoogie Falls, Chub-Chub and Butternut have taken their cat-fight to the streets.
Butternut: “You are just a cheap Yeeouwww- pffst!!!”
Crowd: “Ooooo”
Chub-Chub: “It’s lucky you have fur or everyone would see your Grrrraaaaawwwuuu-fffFFT.”
Crowd: “Woooo!”
Meanwhile Boris and Dust Bunny were enjoying a pint of cream in the Rovers Return, unaware that the fur was flying and the spilled milk was not the only thing they were going to cry about.

Tune in tomorrow for another ludicrous episode of The Young…And The  Furry. (cue extro mu-sac, Ben?)

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